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Drawing dicks on the walls.
If you’re feeling small,
And you can’t draw a crowd,
Draw dicks on the walls.
[NOTE: This is something of an update to this post.]
I stood in the restroom of a Wendy’s wedged between an IHOP and a shady-looking tech college, doing my best to dry my hands. The nozzle of the air drier was missing, causing lukewarm air to spill into the room in a thousand different directions.
My hands were getting drier, but my shirt was getting wetter. Continue reading