My Bucket List

I hear the trendy thing to do these days is to write a “bucket list,” so I thought I’d give it a shot. Here’s mine:

1. United Solutions 12-Quart Plastic Utility Pail with Spout, Blue ($9.88 on Amazon)

So classic. It’s blue. It holds three gallons. It has a spout. Handle looks pretty solid, too. And check out that price. It was $9.99, but they discounted it eleven cents! I mean, I assume.